Politically correct Christmas carols and holiday songs


Christmas carols and Christmas songs tend to exclude, marginalize and insult. From now on, these songs will be rewritten with new titles to avoid any real, imaginary or perceived offense.

The word Christmas is exclusive to Christians and must be deleted. Since it can not be replaced by the word "feast" (Holy Day), we will replace it with the harmless phrase "day off".

"We wish you a Merry Christmas"

"We wish you a happy no" Noel is another word for Christmas "

" The First Christmas "

" The first day of non religious leave in winter "

Don you dare not exclude the victims of capitalism at this time of the year

" I will be home for Christmas "

" I will be at home or in a focus for sans-religion "Special day off in winter"

And leave no secret reference to the race that troubles your celebration (if you choose to celebrate)

"I dream of a white Christmas "

" I dream of a non-religious Immaterial race-Day-off in the winter "

The physically disabled should not be excluded.

"I heard the bells on Christmas Day"

"I felt the bells on the Non-Reli" Gious-specific Day-Off in the winter "

If the handicaps physical are mentioned in other songs, that they must also be performed in sign language, and made available in Braille.

"Do you hear what I hear" [19659002] "Do you feel what I feel"

Angels are spiritual beings, not everyone believes in the spiritual life

"Angels we heard above"

19659002 ] Since the mute can not sing, we will substitute the term to communicate.

"Hark! The Herald Angels Sing "

" Meaning! The Herald's Influences Communicate "

The word" saint "has religious connotations We do not want to offend the layman

" Silent Night, Holy Night "

" Silent Night, Devout Night "


"Oh Holy Night"

"Oh Devout Night"

Secularism could also lack faith.

"Oh, come all of you faithful"

"Oh Come all of the extreme loyalty to no material proof"

A person should not feel excluded based on where she lives. ..

"Go Tell It On The Mountain"

"Go Tell It On The Preferred Geographical Location"


"Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Go" Neiger "

" Let Him Perform a Preferred Meteorological Reason, Let Him Perform a Preferred Meteorological Motif, Let Him Perform a Preferred Meteorological Motif "[19659002] Christians are sneaky, they often subtly subvert common terms in an attempt to possess the tongue.The word "manger" was diverted to refer exclusively to the nativity of Jesus Chris "

" Away in a manger "

" Away in a trough that contains feed for cattle "

The traditional birthplace of Jesus Christ is in Bethlehem, Israel. Since Bethlehem is inside the Occupied West Bank and challenged by the Zionists, we must apply a tentative name to this song

"O Little Town of Bethlehem"

"O Picturesque City of the Palestinian Common Rule "

a good transition in the use of physical descriptions. The word "small" should never be used. It's humiliating. Especially when it is used to describe a person. References to a person's gender should also be prohibited, especially when they contribute to reinforcing stereotypes.

"Little Drummer Boy"

"Virtually challenged drummer drummer of undetermined sex"

Other genre-specific songs to be reissued

"Frosty the Snowman Creature"

and [19659002] "Oh Come on We Love It"

"Oh Come on We Love It"

This also applies to stereotypical roles in parenting and heterosexism.

"I saw mom kissing Santa Claus"

"I saw my gynocentric guardian kissing a non-sexist person who is known to wear a red suit"

We can not not stereotype overweight people, nor make reference to the age of a person. Even though they are holy (another subtle religious term)

"Jolly Old Saint Nicholas"

"Happy, Plus-size, Chronologically Gifted, Very Virtuous

Nicholas "

We have kept the term Nicholas to preserve certain traditions, we do not imply that Nicholas must be a male name and males are the only ones who are able to accumulate enough wealth and to possess the generosity to be able to We will not imply either that women lack physical strength and stamina to accomplish such a task.To balance this misperception, we will apply modern positive action in order to level the male ego and help balance the playing field.

"We Three Kings of the East are"

"We Three Misogynous Autocrats of East Asia are" [19659002] This applies especially to Westerners …

"Good King Wenceslas" [19659002] "White Man Misogynist Mischief Autocrat Wenceslas"

… doubly, especially since they are Christians

] "Good Christian Men Rejoice"

"The H Misogynous Homophobic and Evil Homophobic Racists Become Drunk and Abusive "

We do not take tradition lightly. We have actually found a traditional song that we keep bad in its entirety. We feel that this song depicts exactly the typical man

"Mr. Grinch"

Examples of lyrics: "Your soul is a frightful pile of dump overflowing with the most shameful assortment of trash imaginable in tangled knots! " [19659002] Thanksgiving songs or, autumn day off, will also have to be deconstructed.

"On the river and through the woods"

"On the river and through the woods"

Subtitled: after a study of the environmental impact on the effects of a horse-drawn sleigh on the woods, and assuming that the kind vegetarian beast of a horse is not forced to pull an overloaded sled and that it does so on a voluntary basis. "[19659002] We realize that this one may lose some of the warmth of its original meaning.This could be avoided if the grandmother (or grandparent) just came back to the city and help stop it. urban sprawl.

And last but not least, we must help swing the cultural pendulum from the religious holiday to the secular holiday granted by the state.We can do this through songs that highlight the real Marxist origins of politically correct

"Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"

"Rudolph the Red knows that state seizure and the redistribution of private wealth are more just. Ensures the survival and growing power of the state "


Source by Jason Hastings

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